My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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