i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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