i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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