Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he thought i was a dude.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
