Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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