if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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