is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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