Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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