So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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