well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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