he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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