People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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