My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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