would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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