Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
