So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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