Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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