That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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