The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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