D3 body, D1 cock
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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