Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i out mim tonsoeep
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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