I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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