Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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