Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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