I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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