okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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