Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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