im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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