If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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