i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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