STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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