Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
