Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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