I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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