Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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