Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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