Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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