I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
