Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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