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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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