dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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