can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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