Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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