Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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