i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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