Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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