in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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