Someone shit on the floor
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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