i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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