so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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