We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Two words: blizzard sex
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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