ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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