Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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