so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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