Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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