He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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