We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
then he tried to convert me to islam
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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